ULTIMATE BLACK HOODIE!

For When You’re Ready to Ride… The Couch

This is not your average hoodie. This is the hoodie of a motocross legend—at least in your own head. It’s black, it’s badass, and it’s got more horsepower than your bike (mostly because you’ve been sitting on the couch all day). Crafted for those who love the thrill of the track, but also understand that getting the perfect jerky-to-mouth ratio is its own kind of victory.

Got a hood? Oh, it’s there. Big enough to pull over when you realize you’ve been watching motocross highlights for 3 hours and haven’t actually left the couch. The pocket? Spacious enough for your phone, wallet, and enough beef jerky to fuel a small army—or, you know, just you after a particularly grueling nap session.

Perfect for:
    •    Pretending you're going to hit the track while you hit the snacks
    •    Strolling into your favorite convenience store looking like a dirt bike god, even though the last time you saw dirt was when you dropped your jerky on the ground
    •    Looking like a legend at the local gas station while you casually sip your energy drink and wonder if maybe you’ll go ride tomorrow

Warning: This hoodie may cause spontaneous jerky cravings, aggressive fist bumps, and the delusional belief that you can do a backflip on your dirt bike…