Peppered Meat Sticks

“Basically a Punch in the Face… but Like, in a Friendly Way”
These meat sticks don’t tiptoe into your mouth—they break down the door, yell “WHAT’S UP,” and start a mosh pit on your tongue. Packed with real beef & pork, seasoned with bold cracked black pepper, and shaped like edible drumsticks for carnivores with places to be.

They’re portable, snackable, and just spicy enough to remind you that feelings are temporary, but flavor is forever.
Perfect for road trips, awkward family events, and pretending you're on a protein-fueled survival show in your cubicle.

Warning: May cause excessive swagger, spontaneous finger guns, and meat stick envy in others. Side effects include saying “YEAH, BRO” unironically.